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Showing posts with label 2012. Show all posts

Saturday, 1 September 2012

JOKER 2012 DVDRIP FULL MOVIE DOWNLOAD







STORY: Agastya invents alien to help his mad village on to a welfare map. Will the world get his joke.

JOKER REVIEW: Straight up - Joker arouses extreme passions. You'll love it or hate it. It's a totally off-the-wall entertainer powered by corny jokes. OTT filmi characteres and tongue-in-cheek sequences. If you like that sort of thing, you'll laugh out loud. If you don't, it's not for you.
Joker starts with scientist Agastya (kumar) who's developing the world's most shophisticated radio to contact aliens, urgently summoned from America to his desi village. With girlfriend Diva (Sinha), Agastya returns to his roots in - get this - Pagalpur, a swampy village that belongs to no indian state since the British officer mapping it vamoosed when the nation's largest madhouse broke into the place. The result Pagalpur was settled by the deranged and their descendents, self sufficient till a dam pops up, choking off its water, the reason Agastya's called back by his desperate desis including bro Babban (Shreyas Talpade) who only speaks gobbledygook, his cross-eyed father and the red-coated progeny of an English lunatic called 'Lord Falkland'.
Agastya approaches several ministers for help but recieving only snide jokes, 'Sattu' turns the joke on the world decides Pagalpur is where aliens will land . As 'UFOs' - or' as Agastya shouts, "Haan-Haan, FO!" -descend, the world's press, politicians and goodies, from electricity to phones, reach Pagalpur. As does Agastya's nemesis, nasty American scientist, the brilliantly-named Simon Goeback (O'Nell), who sets out to ruin the village's show.

Joker is literally a mad comedy, its rel stars its jokes, one villager stating calmly, "Dil toh karta hai ki qawalli gaun", another explaining an alien in a field as, "Babuji lota lekar gaye honge," glittering little gems in a crazy painting. Some performances- Talpade especially, O'Nell too - are stand-out while Kumar is adequate. Sinha makes a preety picture but has a pinched role, Pagalpur peculiarly not having any other women around. Joker's plot is inventive, inspiried by a colourful mix, ET to lagaan, Harry potter, Peepli Live, even reministent of an Asterix comic where at the end, they find oil. Its satrical - the old madhouse gets turned into the 'Pagalpur Laaj', its electric-shock room becoming the 'Presidential Suite' - and oddball, gaon-walls wearing their dhotis with triby hats.
But cheekiness aside, it's goes flaws. Apart from 'Kaafirana' and 'Sing Raja', it has unmemorable music ats lighting provides a dim auarium-like viewing experience. Agastya's boss is a mysteriously flickering 3D-like image, Diva,s scarlet nail polish appears and vanishes as rapidly as the village ET, the film's FX looks mmore tacky than techie: Quibbles aside, its funny flicks which doesn't promise the earth - but delivers a home-made alien. 





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Friday, 31 August 2012

EK THA TIGER 2012 FULL MOVIE DVDRIP DOWNLOAD







STORY Tiger is one of India's most effective espionage agents. But when this brave heart falls in love, even he has to seek cover to realise his dream.

 MOVIE REVIEW: Kabir Khan's movies-Kabul Express; New York, Ek Tha Tiger start with the similar sepia-toned skyline montages of what could be Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq; strife-ridden country associated with extremists. In ETT, montages pass quickly. A voice-over tells you of how Government fight shadow battles of espionage and intrigue with faceless agents.
   Cut to India's finest RAW (Research & Analysis Wing) agents Tiger-- Salman Khan. He enters the screen, dramatically, shoes first, kicking butt in a crowed market.; with his trade-mark checked scarf around his neck. He ambushes a handful of trailors single-handedly in a long-drawn high octane action sequence that is clearly inspire by Jason Bourne( Bourne Identity/Supermacy Series) and James Bond (Quantumof Solace). Mission one successfully completed Tiger returns home to a middle-class neighbourhood in New Delhi.
    Barely have his wounds from Iraq healed when his boss, Girish Karnad, (impressive performance) packs him of to Ireland to spy on a professor (Roshan Seth) who may be trading missile technology secrets with Pakistan.
    Before he sets out, the boss ominously warns Tiger how agents must never let their hearts rule their head. But when Cupid strikes even Tigers become pussy-cats. The spy is drawn to college girl Zoya(Katrina Kaif) and he's almost ready to settle down with her, when the twist in the plot is reveled. Kat is secret agent for the ISI(Inter Services-Intelligence); she owes allegiance to India's archenemy Pakistan.
   Post interval, ETT goes on to focus on the Tiger-Zoya romance. Since they have unfinished business, the plot allows them to lock eyes at apeace summit in Istanbul. Passions are rekindled. This time they let their own feelings rule and elope. Chased by their own people and the enemy the couple traipse in Cuba and other foreign locales, ridding bikes and cuddling up while some lack-lustre songs play in the backdrop. One must say their is nothing about the Kat-sallu romance in ETT; its synthetic.
    Leaving the plot open for a sequel, just in case Salman's fans demand one; ETT ends with telling you how Tiger's file went missing because, once this super-spy decided to go off the radar, no intelligence agency could actually track him down.

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Wednesday, 29 August 2012

SHIRIN FARHAD KI TOH NAKAL PADI-2012 FULL MOVIE DVDRIP FREE DOWNLOAD




STORY REVIEW:  So what's your size, 38D? 36d? 30A!!?? Your style? Push -ups, satin, lace? Umnnn, if you need any advice on this, meet Farhad Pastakia ( Boman Irani), salesman at Tem Tem Bra and Panty store, who knows his bras and boobs like he knows his dhanshak. So when a '36B' Shirin Fuggawala( Farah Khan ambles into his store , his hearts uplifts like a 'wonderbre' for the first time; and he knows he's finally found his 'size'. Or like mommie(Daisy Irani) says, "Farhad ka murga jaaga!" While he's a pro at 'sizing' up women, Farhad is clueless about the As and Bs of romance. To add to his woes, he's harrowed by his dominating mother, to find him a girl(froma diminishing population of dikris). Shirin (secretary of the Parsi Trust) is as comfyy about this 40-plus romance as she's about her lovehandles, breaks into a Bolly-jig, wears fluorescent bras (for his bulging eyes only), teaches him about squeezes (hugs) and invites him over for 'coffee after-date'. But hold on, like any other love-story, there's a booby-trap in this bra-cup of a love-affair too.
           With all the Cyruses, Ferozes, Perizaads, saali botis, dikras, dikris- this one is full of stereotypical bawa-isms, hilarious in parts; sweet as lagan-nu-custard in some, and mostly endearing. The story doesn't ride through too many highs, lows conflicts or drama, and is as straightforward as Farhad's matrimonial column.
           Boman Irani's performance is utterly believable. Size does matter. Of the heart that is. And in this quaint love story he's all heart, honest and adorable.
           Farah Khan's debut is a sheer surprise; she 'slips' into this role beautifully. So what if she's not size-zero, with an absolutely natural performance she makes a preety figure. Daisy Irani and Shammi aunty (Farhad's grandmom), team up to add feline family drama to Farhad's boring life.
          Bela, in her debut, delivers a breezy romance, with nothing complicated; everything too-good-to-be-true. the Bollywood touches are Entertaining, but the songs (and some scenes) slacken the pace.
          This is no epic love tale, but it's worth a watch for those who like their cinema as buttered as their bum maska.

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